Giant Flip Flop

Yesterday evening, i drove home & dragged myself back to my unit. I fell asleep on the sofa immediately I got home...and then...started dreaming. (ha!)

I was walking by a row of street where the smell of fresh baked bread from the nearby Gourmet filled the air. Just as when i was enjoying myself with the relaxing & beautiful weather, a big bulldog came chasing after me. I ran, ironically my pair of sport shoes turned into a Giant flip flop. I couldnt control but tumbled and fell flat on the road with one hand on cow dung.

The bell from the church infront of me rang...I got up & realised it was just a dream. I started laughing coz I was on the floor next to the sofa.

Good joke for the day.. ^_^

Read this....a laughter's medicine from a friend.

Not too long ago, a large seminar was held for ministers and reverends in training.
Among the facilitators were many well-known motivational speakers. One such speaker boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"
The crowd was shocked!
He followed up by saying, "That woman was my mother!"
The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.

About a week later, one of the ministers who had attended the seminar decided to use that joke in his sermon. As he shyly approached the pulpit one sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him. Getting to the microphone he said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
His congregation sat shocked, murmuring. After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the pastor finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was!"

Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste